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Jaskier + finally getting the love, validation and recognition that he deserves
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izzy-hands via izzy-hands
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from bard (derogatory) to bard (affectionate): worming his way into the hearts of three of the most powerful people on the continent
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anya-chalotra via anya-chalotra
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Could someone be just the tiniest bit jealous?
Lambert: Based on statistical evidence, I think the Bard is immortal.
Geralt: Why?
Lambert: He hasn’t died yet
Eskel: That’s… that’s not how it works
Lambert: Have you seen the shit that bastard does? That bastard just won’t die
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headcanonthings via headcanonthings
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Don’t assume malice. Assume ignorance. Life is easier, the world is kinder, and you can educate. Actual malice is pretty rare, I find.
Always remember Hanlon’s Razor–”Never assume malice when incompetence will suffice as an explanation.”
That’s said, never forget Fred Clark’s Law, either: “Sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice.” There’s a certain point at which ignorance becomes malice–at which there is simply no way to become that ignorant except deliberately and maliciously.
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tinsnip via amarriageoftrueminds
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“I know you’re almost forty, look almost thirty, think you’re just over twenty and act as though you’re barely ten.”
Jaskier’s age according to Netflix’s Witcher Timeline
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izzy-hands via apitnobaka
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hypothesis: everyone has the hots for geralt because he is the ideal mix of legolas and aragorn that we have always craved
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whitesunlars via apitnobaka
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They finally gave us the bard. I’m gonna cry.
#this is is break up photo shoot#he has this pictures taken & then mails them to geralt to show him what he’s missing#4th pic is the last photo in the set like ‘look i’m leaving’#‘goodbye’#‘never gonna see this ass again’ ( @penny-anna )
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dat-carovieh via apitnobaka
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a concept: eskel and lambert IMMEDIATELY seeking out jaskier after the mountain because unlike some witchers, GERALT, they aren’t idiots, and they know that other witchers know about jaskier. they gotta get the bard first. they gotta maintain wolf school dibs.
what if another school steals him away, geralt? there’s only one witcher hypeman/mascot on the entire fucking continent, and the wolf school has him. eskel and lambert aren’t the white wolf, but they still get some perks when people see the wolf medallion. what if he goes elsewhere? what if the viper school finds him? what then, geralt? hUH?!
“Vesemir, this is our emotional support Bard!”
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penandinkprincess via apitnobaka
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“reasons to not kiss him: 1. you weren’t raised to love tender. 2. when he’s around all you do is tremble. when he’s around you want to get on your knees. look how much power he has over you. it’s dangerous. 3. he’s too good at forgiving and you’re too good at violence. 4. you know what they say about monsters. you know what happens to the boys who love them. are you going to do that to him? 5. your hands don’t know how to be gentle. think about the last beautiful thing that shattered in your palms. the fresh rosebuds crumbling between your fingers like a bruise. you wolf-boy, you war machine. you wouldn’t know how to hold something magic and not destroy it. 6. if you hurt him it might kill you 7. if you hurt him you might kill yourself. 8. you are very bad at rehabilitation. this is one addiction you’d fail to give up. he’s going to ruin you for all other kisses and all other boys and you’ll spend the rest of your life trying to forget his name. 9. you still aren’t sure he isn’t a dream. 10. if you kiss him, you might wake up.reasons to kiss him: 1. because he’s beautiful. 2. because he asked. 3. because he preceded please with, i’m not afraid of you.”— yes & no // natalie wee (via wondersmithinc)
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natalieweepoetry via paintedrecs
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